GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then